I actually find it hard to believe that the Miss America pageant continues to this day. It seems so antiquated and patriarchal that I had actually thought they’d discontinued it. Yet, I find that a new Miss. America was crowned last night. Rima Fakih, Miss. Michigan, is the first Muslim woman to win the prestigious title. My immediate reaction was an apathetic “Ok” until I read the deep thoughts of ever insane Debbie Schlussel:
The Hezbollah-supporting Shi’ite Muslim, Miss Michigan Rima Fakih whose bid for the pageant was financed by an Islamic terrorist and immigration fraud perpetrator–won the Miss USA contest.
Yes, my friends, the evil terrorists plan to terrorize us into submission by taking over our beauty pageants, for why else would they be sponsoring terrorist pageant operatives? First, Miss Michigan then Miss USA, and next Miss Universe. Can nothing stop their onslaught against us?
