Yes friends, the tables of justice have been turned like a rusty bolt of oppression loosed by the monkey wrench of righteousness. Finally, a rich white man will not have to suffer the indignities of prison life. Yes, there are those who will say that an suspected accomplice should not be able to commute the sentence of his partner, but this isn’t some Scoot-ahy from the west side, this is Scooter from New Haven, CT and Yale. And it’s not like he and his buddies knocked over a 7-11; they just endangered national security then lied to the court about it, obstructing justice. No big thing.
