I love stuff like this. Fox blowhard, Bill O’Reilly apparently told Barbra Walters that the FBI had warned him that he had been targeted by Al Qaeda. Well, why wouldn’t they target you Bill? After all you’re the T-Warrior who stands between real America and the terrorist loving left. Why, if it weren’t for you, Bill, I’m sure I’d be at a mosque performing Dhuhr prayer right now. Who else would the terrorists target, but such a patriot as yourself. What confuses me, Bill, is why would you broadcast your peril so publicly. After all, you’re revealing secret information, and letting the terrorists know that you know they’re coming — I’m certain right now Bin Laden is looking around his camp to find the mole who leaked such an important operation to the FBI. The FBI, of course, has denied all knowledge of such an threat. But they had to, didn’t they Bill, to protect their assets. I am certain that your reveiling of this information had nothing to do with self aggrandizement or promotion, and that the terrorists are stalking you at this very moment. You can never be too careful, Bill.
